“After all these years of being depicted, I finally have won the caption contest — an all-expense round trip vacation for the 10 of us to go with the Tonins to Honolulu!!  Alohohoha!!!!”
The New York City "Maratonin"
"Even Santa has to work two jobs to get by in New York."
"Dr. Zizmor's retiring. He did quite a job on Rudolph's schnozz!"
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